It was E3 in LA 1999 when I was twerked by a showgirl.
The aim was to infect me with herpes. A few weeks
later I recieved a call from the same showgirl
who said, "You gave me herpes you bastard!"
I replied "That's wierd cuz I don't have any symptoms.
Did yours clear up?" The line went dead and then rang.
A males voice said, "I don't believe it, I didn't think
that was possible." "I was infected 15 years ago
and jerked off every day since. Mine cleared up 3 years
back." With that time travel thing it could have been