Hailee Steinfeld

It was E3 in LA 1999 when I was twerked by a showgirl. The aim was to infect me with herpes. A few weeks later I recieved a call from the same showgirl who said, "You gave me herpes you bastard!" I replied "That's wierd cuz I don't have any symptoms. Did yours clear up?" The line went dead and then rang. A males voice said, "I don't believe it, I didn't think that was possible." "I was infected 15 years ago and jerked off every day since. Mine cleared up 3 years back." With that time travel thing it could have been Hailee.

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